The Story of My Life As a Virgin: In Three Brief Chapters
Chapter One
I was born in the small coal mining town of Bethlehem, PA.
Chapter Two
I never got laid.
Chapter Three
I died one cold winter's night having been impaled by a gardening hoe at the age of 76.
the end.
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